ZaccM

The key to rhyming is mastering the phonetics … Cutie da bomb, meta atta beauty salon … You feel me? Z Money, out.

patrick

I did not develop the entire web. But I am, in fact, a web developer.

erica

Never missed a deadline. Speaking of, your deadline to apply is
March 15.

Do it now.
brent

How is clipping my nails at my desk gross? It's called good personal hygiene, folks.

whitney

There's just something about show tunes that gets me fired up!

Here's a classic.
kelli

I dream about customer segment counts. But I don't bill my sleep time, just to be clear.

adrienne

I have every job number memorized. 1507-42354. That's the first one you'll be working on.

you?

Don't be somebody.
Be yourself.

Apply Now.
valerie

Shopping anyone? You do realize we're on the Plaza, right?

Check it out.
steven

I'll eat candy out of your office. I'll also drink your milkshake.

Like this guy.
stacey

Yes, I have a dolphin tattoo. No, I can't tell you where.

matt

Your mouse is all up in my grill. Hey, watch the nostrils, buddy.

ruth

I speak my mind. And right now my mind is saying, "What's up dude!"

you?

Soon we will meet. And it will be glorious.

Apply now.
penny

I'm notorious for ninja exits.

Hiya!
you?

Manage a brand, a client and a few games of ping pong.

Apply now.
maggie

I'd like to share my signature dish, Sausage Balls. You laugh, but I take this pretty seriously.

See recipe.
steve

Everyone! Everyone! Can everyone please look over here! Okay good … I'll take some questions now.

ADWeek Q&A.
lori

I hear your concerns and I've arrived at a solution.

Listen to it.
paul

I'm so much more than an ad guy. Feast your ears on this, compadre.

Listen now.
mattS

Homemade clown folk art. It's a beautiful thing.

See more.
larson

Assignment brief will be presented with sweeping hand gestures. Sorry, I can't help myself.

linsday

I got a Wis-CAHN-sin AAAK-cent. You know?

When you find gray hairs at the age of 25, there's only one thing to do.

This.

I’ll just Greek the copy for now. On second thought, maybe Sam Jackson can help.

Help me, Sam!
JDH

Every week is an adventure in manscaping.

jason

Did you reboot? Yeah, I didn't think so. Do that and then call me back.

kelly

You can't get away from me. Seriously, I ran track in college.

you?

We're holding your spot. We're also holding your beer.

Apply now.
chris

Hello, my inquisitive pupil. Go to adlifecomics.com.

Go now.
cassie

I like Diet Coke. I also like my job. But I like it more while sipping a Diet Coke.

darcie

Fair warning, I have really bad road rage. And unfortunately, we'll have to share a parking garage.

you?

If you're the same shape as this silhouette, that'd be weird.

Apply now.
carolyn

Music and manicures … Manicures and music … Hey, wait a second … I have an idea for a blog!

Check it out.
ethan

Yes, I've been told that I look like the guy from Glee.

You know, him.
drace

Technically speaking, I'm a tech guy. Technically.

alicia

Need a 5am wakeup call? Give me your number. Really, it's no trouble at all.

seitz

Drive my car to the office. Ride my skateboard to the water cooler. It's a simple life.

you?

Learn the agency ropes. And our tricky elevator key.

Apply now.
amanda

Don’t let the librarian look fool you. Just went to the weight room and rocked the bejesus out of my delts.

bart

I can whittle pretty much anything from a piece of wood. Email your suggestions to:

bartcanwhittleanything
@slightexageration.com.
aaron

Just pwned a noob.

Wanna go?