The key to rhyming is mastering the phonetics … Cutie da bomb, meta atta beauty salon … You feel me? Z Money, out.
I did not develop the entire web. But I am, in fact, a web developer.
Never missed a deadline. Speaking of, your deadline to apply is
March 15.
How is clipping my nails at my desk gross? It's called good personal hygiene, folks.
There's just something about show tunes that gets me fired up!
Here's a classic.
I dream about customer segment counts. But I don't bill my sleep time, just to be clear.
I have every job number memorized. 1507-42354. That's the first one you'll be working on.
Don't be somebody.
Be yourself.
Shopping anyone? You do realize we're on the Plaza, right?
Check it out.
I'll eat candy out of your office. I'll also drink your milkshake.
Like this guy.
Yes, I have a dolphin tattoo. No, I can't tell you where.
Your mouse is all up in my grill. Hey, watch the nostrils, buddy.
I speak my mind. And right now my mind is saying, "What's up dude!"
Soon we will meet. And it will be glorious.
Apply now.
I'm notorious for ninja exits.
Hiya!
Manage a brand, a client and a few games of ping pong.
Apply now.
I'd like to share my signature dish, Sausage Balls. You laugh, but I take this pretty seriously.
See recipe.
Everyone! Everyone! Can everyone please look over here! Okay good … I'll take some questions now.
ADWeek Q&A.
I hear your concerns and I've arrived at a solution.
Listen to it.
I'm so much more than an ad guy. Feast your ears on this, compadre.
Listen now.
Homemade clown folk art. It's a beautiful thing.
See more.
Assignment brief will be presented with sweeping hand gestures. Sorry, I can't help myself.
I got a Wis-CAHN-sin AAAK-cent. You know?
When you find gray hairs at the age of 25, there's only one thing to do.
This.
I’ll just Greek the copy for now. On second thought, maybe Sam Jackson can help.
Help me, Sam!
Every week is an adventure in manscaping.
Did you reboot? Yeah, I didn't think so. Do that and then call me back.
You can't get away from me. Seriously, I ran track in college.
We're holding your spot. We're also holding your beer.
Apply now.
Hello, my inquisitive pupil. Go to adlifecomics.com.
Go now.
I like Diet Coke. I also like my job. But I like it more while sipping a Diet Coke.
Fair warning, I have really bad road rage. And unfortunately, we'll have to share a parking garage.
If you're the same shape as this silhouette, that'd be weird.
Apply now.
Music and manicures … Manicures and music … Hey, wait a second … I have an idea for a blog!
Check it out.
Yes, I've been told that I look like the guy from Glee.
You know, him.
Technically speaking, I'm a tech guy. Technically.
Need a 5am wakeup call? Give me your number. Really, it's no trouble at all.
Drive my car to the office. Ride my skateboard to the water cooler. It's a simple life.
Learn the agency ropes. And our tricky elevator key.
Apply now.
Don’t let the librarian look fool you. Just went to the weight room and rocked the bejesus out of my delts.
I can whittle pretty much anything from a piece of wood. Email your suggestions to:
bartcanwhittleanything@slightexageration.com.
Just pwned a noob.
Wanna go?